Women's logic: how they see it

Men say women's logic does not exist. Or at least, it doesn't fall under understanding. They call it absurd and total nonsense. There are certain things men cannot comprehend at all, such as:

- Little purses. What is the purpose of a purse if nothing can be put in it, let alone a lipstick and a handkerchief? And what would you do if it starts raining and your boyfriend isn't near you, where would you put an umbrella?

- Dangerous questions. Why would you ask them questions if you don't want to hear a true answer? And what should be that answer? The question if he likes your girlfriend for example is absolutely cunning. If he replies that she looks like Quasimodo, you will blame him for criticism, and if he replies positively, you will be very offended.

- Constant diets. Why do you order a salad and a glass of water in a restaurant and then start eating his burger and fries and dessert? Is it a special diet?

- Why do you always visit a Ladies' room with your girlfriends if they are with you in a café? Are you scared to go there alone?

- Fear of small creatures. Why are you not afraid to eat raw fish in sushi bars and take parachute jumping lessons and drive at a high speed, but scream when you see a spider?

They also don't see the point in spending hours in front of a mirror, buying tons of clothes and make-up and many other little things girls do. Anyway, this is why we are girls, so unique and enigmatic.